Introducing: Mr Bipsy, the blue koala bear

Hi there on-the-line folk, G'day and good to meet ya.

My name is Bipsy, I go by 'Mr' and I am a Koala bear, blue like the label on my favorite IPA: Brew Dog. I am the only blue Koala bear in the world I think, but I wouldn't see them even if they did exist; I happen to be partially sighted -- well maybe forget the partial bit -- I don't have any eyes ya see? Or ya don't, like me.

But its not all bad having no vision. My best pal are me bros: there's Sir Penguin, mighty fine fella - gives me his flipper and I can see all sorts'a mischief; there's Cheeky Monkey too, and plenty more mischief comes our way when its us bros together.
Happy times.

While I'm writing me blog, I feel the need to mention me Sheila, or as she is actually called, Hugsy. She's the best lookin' trouble, (not counting me, of course,) and while we've had our ups and downs -- I suffer from depression, the black sun shines bright on me -- I love her to bits, she's mighty cool and puts up with all my mischief, mayhem and banter.

When I'm not downing a pint of the good stuff, I can be found trying out different hats; I like a trilby, and I thoroughly enjoyed George du Marrieur's novel too, but I also likes me a good old top hat: top hat for a top fella, that's me!

That's ab't all I got to say for myself. 'til next time folks, stay on-the-line, stay frosty and Ko-yo Badah [editor translation: all is good in Mr Bipsy Speak].